Strict Boner

Real talk, true speak, factual information.

"Yo Eli, I just cheated on my girlfriend haha...

Wait lmao really Josh?
Yeah bro.. strict boner!"

by pippy444 February 19, 2022

slow on the boner

To be "slow on the boner" is to suffer from temporary erectile dysfunction at inconvenient times, such as pre-coitus. Less commonly, the term is also applied to the refractory period.

"I was ready to go ham, but I was slow on the boner so I decided to go down on her first."

by 69thCircleofHell September 22, 2014

Titty Boner

When you're nipples are fully erect.

"Honey are you cold you have titty boners".

by Bruce McAlister March 22, 2017

Iguana Boner

When you roll cannabis leaves as a blunt wrap.

Hey homie let’s burn down this iguana boner

by The Iguana’s Boner May 24, 2018

boner chief

When a man has a boner from a woman for some reason,he feels like he's a leader because he's the only one with a boner.

jack: hey juan, what happend with you and carol last night?

juan: it was great. i was the boner chief. haha.

by that guy 2468 December 2, 2010

Boner Kebab

A Type Of Doner Kebab Which Is Not Made On A Spinning Grill.It Is Made Hard And Stiff In The Pants Of Several Men

GARDHAN!, Would you like to eat my Boner Kebab?

by AbbuUXG October 17, 2020

angel boner

When you encounter someone so heavenly that you get an erection

Dude she gave me a wicked angel boner

by Vickyleo1994 May 22, 2014