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bed

have sex with.
"I am quite picky when it comes to bedding someone"
by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024
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shit the bed eileen

Boss-" your fired."
Me-" well shit the bed Eileen."
by Mudslinger69 February 24, 2019
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Forever bed

A different term for coffin,

Comfort for a mother who has lost a child,
Isaac is now in his forever bed, forever sleeping
by Ashaboyle September 5, 2020
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Uno Go to Bed

When one's parent(s) enter the room while their microphone isn't muted and shout "UNO GO TO BED!"
This means that 1 person hence uno will be forcefully put to sleep.
Nadia the COD Player:Tyla "UNO GO TO BED"
Tyla:Guys I have to get off the gam---.
Me:It looks like uno had to go to bed
by Codename_Jeff April 13, 2024
mugGet the Uno Go to Bedmug.

japanese bed self-pleasure technique

a method of masturbation in males wherein the males make their dick erect and then lie down on bed and rub their dick against the bedsheets and bed to gain sexual stimulation, mimicking actual missionary pose but with the bed.
A: bro i wanna feel real sex
B: go the bed and use the japanese bed self-pleasure technique bro!
by holysanta July 17, 2025
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bed tent

An erection in the morning that makes your covers look like a tent
"Yeah I slept really well last night, woke up with a bed tent"
by lungdick October 25, 2015
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Bed snuggles

Same as cuddles but deeper.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020
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