The 'Jew gun' is a derogative nickname attributed to the antique 'Gewehr model 1888' bolt-action rifle produced in Germany in the late 1800s. Antisemitic newspapers blamed Jewish factory owners for the gun's initial defects and problems using smokeless gun powder (which was also believed to be the act of Jewish industrialists). The Gewehr M88 (or 'G.88') was referred to by the German press and segments of the public as the 'Jew gun'.
Ludwig Loewe and Company continue to produce the defective 'Jew Gun', betraying our troops and their ability to fight.
by Tiewaz May 21, 2017
People who use the most ungodly combination of coupon codes, promotional codes, rewards programs, frequent shopper rewards, and mail-in rebates to get maximum amounts of free shit.
1: I just bought printer cartridges, through upromise to pay off my student loans, plus got reward points, plus got 20% off and free shipping.
2: Web Jew
2: Web Jew
by jn45 June 06, 2010
A large breed of human, dressing in ties and nice clothes, similar to the attire of Slender man. They tend to sneak up and scare people without meaning to and is sometimes a real asshole, but every girl that likes anime is somewhat attracted to his physical being. Jew Mules are rather sarcastic, cannot tell jokes, and tries to "serve" people but it always backfires. His name is Latin in origin, derived from the common misconception that he is Jewish and can only do hard manual labor for pay. He likes jokes and often refers to him/herself as an ass though it is an inaccurate reference. He hates country music and therefore you will never find his cousin, the Jew at a hoedown.
by xXreversedspellssamewayXx February 13, 2013
I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.
by Unavoidable Farts January 19, 2010
The act of shamelessly stealing jokes, ideas, concepts or styles from another person and passing them off as your own for personal and financial gain.
Brendon: "Josh consistently posts the funniest and most original things on his Twitter account."
Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."
Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."
by Burcha The Guy November 06, 2015
The common footwear of a person of Jewish ethnicity. Jew shoes can consist of any type of dress shoes or of those made from wood. Penny loafers are a safe bet when shopping for a Jew.
Ari: I need some new shoes. I have a business meeting coming up, and If it goes well I’ll be nose deep in money.
Solomon: Yeah, I’m in need of a new Yarmulke. Maybe I’ll pick one up while we’re here buying your Jew Shoes.
Ari: I’m two dollars short. Can I borrow some cash?
Solomon: No.
Solomon: Yeah, I’m in need of a new Yarmulke. Maybe I’ll pick one up while we’re here buying your Jew Shoes.
Ari: I’m two dollars short. Can I borrow some cash?
Solomon: No.
by Bubba the Gimp December 30, 2021