Election day

When you vote for someone

1:"Yay, it's election day."
2:"Who are you voting for? Trump or Clinton?"
1:"Hasn't Clinton already been president."
2:"No, I'm pretty sure that was Bill."
1:"Well it seemed to me like she was president back then"

by Mr. U. Dictionary November 6, 2019

An Apple A Day

The Apple has incomprehensible power equatable to god’s power having one a day could give you the power to stop the doctor.

An Apple A Day keeps the doctor away.

by Steve White January 27, 2021

Ditch day

December 2nd, “Ditch day” for all high schoolers.

“Are you excited for December 2nd”

“Hell yeah! It’s ditch day.”

by Sishhhk October 29, 2019

Laundry Day

When 3 or more dudes get butt naked and do each others laundry in a very Homo Erotic manner.

Casey, Mike, Bam, Rob and James always made time for Laundry Day. Sometimes they would do laundry 3 or 4 times in the same day.

by Rexlba March 30, 2021

day wrecker

Any object/person/situation that can mess up your day.

Man, I didnt drink my double espresso in the morning. What a day wrecker.

by desi dunnit October 7, 2014

VAGINTINES DAY

If you a single chick and on valentines day, 14th February, you are at home alone, sitting and fingering herself while crying, the chick is having a vagintines day with herself.

Oh shame, that woman sitting over there had a vagintines day the other week.

by RUGGA MAN September 23, 2010

Gist Day

A holiday celebrated on the eleventh of every month in honor of Gabriel Saporta. To celebrate Gist Day you simply wear a purple or red hoodie.

Gist Day spread the love.

by bandanapanic February 23, 2008