These are similar to military jump wings earned to wear on your uniform but anyone can earn them by doing one of or both the following simple acts of bravery
1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
2. Perform vaginal penetrative sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.
1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
2. Perform vaginal penetrative sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.
Bro, did you know Dan earned his red wings last night with Angela and didn’t realize it until he went into the bathroom to clean up?!
Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’
Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’
by NOVAchiveguy December 27, 2021
Get the Red Wingsmug. Tim: Wow, those buffalo wings were hot!
John: Yeah. I think they were sexy buffalo wings.
*Tim and John immediately get a 7 inch boner*
John: Yeah. I think they were sexy buffalo wings.
*Tim and John immediately get a 7 inch boner*
by MasterOfStats May 24, 2018
Get the Sexy Buffalo Wingsmug. by Rodimusslang July 11, 2022
Get the To too the wing heimug. The pilot turned on his fasten your seat belt sign but I said "fuck it"... my girl was giving me skull wings under the tray table.
by cjezioro October 23, 2010
Get the skull wingsmug. A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.
The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.
by Devskii July 26, 2022
Get the Winged Lasagnamug. About to make a sick play/pop off/get the w/win. Inspired by Kanye West after he said "get the west wing ready" when allegedly 17% of the Pennsylvania votes were in his favor in the 2020 presidential election in the USA.
Kanye: " LOOK AT THE PHONE" "GET THE WEST WING READY"
Random guy: "I'm Getting the west wing ready!"
Kanye then goes on to show a screenshot of 17% of the Pennsylvania votes being in his favour during the 2020 presidential election in the USA.
Random guy: "I'm Getting the west wing ready!"
Kanye then goes on to show a screenshot of 17% of the Pennsylvania votes being in his favour during the 2020 presidential election in the USA.
by OblivPoggers January 2, 2021
Get the Getting the west wing readymug. Conceptual Abstract artist who's real name is Jerime.
Part of TI, Team Insanity, one whom is also known as the "Abstract God" and "Sprite God". He masters what he sets his mind to, and when-in doing so, helps others on the road to their goals as well.
Part of TI, Team Insanity, one whom is also known as the "Abstract God" and "Sprite God". He masters what he sets his mind to, and when-in doing so, helps others on the road to their goals as well.
Hey, I was talking to TI Winged, he really helped me out last night when I was working on my C4D project.
by JerimeTehPope April 8, 2007
Get the TI Wingedmug.