Blue Whale

The biggest animal in the world.

Woah, that Blue Whale is HUGEEE!!!

by fgyhuijokpjhgfchjkl August 6, 2022

beluga whale moment

a massive rare weird moment where you guys stand in silence because beluga whales are rare

Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment

by mizaodaz September 11, 2022

Whaling

The art of picking up fat bitching, (the whale) in a large car (like a Lincoln town car or similar ie a boat). Once the whale has been landed you harpoon it till your semen flood into its blow hole. However, unless you are Japanese please practice catch and release.

Me and the boys gassing up the old Lincoln and going whaling tonight.

by TenshiAkurei June 30, 2025

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

Sperm Whale

A fat/obese cum dumpster

"Dude, Susan's totally a sperm whale!"

by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017

Whale Hug

When one person (huggie) lays down and hugger lays on top (in any direction), with most of their body weight on the huggie, as if a acting like a beached whale.

Can you not whale hug me while I'm trying to sleep?

by adp723 October 13, 2016

Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.

Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale

by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020