Wet Buddies

When you and another person shower in the same time frame and then realize that you did, then you are wet buddies!

Man: Hey I just took a shower.
Girl: Hey same here.
Man: Looks like we are wet buddies now!

by The Japanese ZERO January 30, 2017

Wet Spooning

The act of putting a wet tea spoon in either the instant coffee or in the sugar (or both) - leading to congealed clumps and bits of coffee in the sugar.

"I caught Gary wet spooning again this morning, someone really needs to have a word with him, it's not on."

by Septic Boy November 8, 2017

wet franklin

its a wet willy but for your butt

in prison everyone gives wet franklins

by Narcissistic Ninetails January 17, 2017

Wet grandma

The action of spitting on your hand and either smacking or fingering a grandma

“Hey can I give you the wet grandma. ;)”

by No kool April 16, 2021

Wet Butt

Wet Butt is a rare disease where a someone’s butt is wet all day every day.

Damn Peter your butts wet, get that checked out, I think you got Wet Butt.

by Dan The Destroy69 April 30, 2023

Wet Malfoy

When you grease your partner’s pubes with hair oil so that they look like Malfoy from Harry Potter’s hair; then you fuck.

Boyfriend: you down for a wet Malfoy?
Girlfriend: what’s that?
Boyfriend: you’ll see

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

wet sally

like a wet willie, but worst, it's in your nose.

her -"it was so gross he gave me a wet sally all i can smell is his breath"

by thiccthotpatrol June 5, 2018