The act of saying that you will do something but never do it due the fact you could not give two shits about the person you are talking to.
Sebastian: Ok guys should we move to plan B now
Race engineer: understood Sebastian we are checking now, we’ll get back to you
Race engineer: understood Sebastian we are checking now, we’ll get back to you
by Idobedrivendoh September 11, 2020

Let me guess, this is all over your for you page but you don’t get it. Let me help, but I could really use a wish right now.
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🦄: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.
by Unicornbirds August 3, 2021

The best line in any movie ever, if you don't get the reference then you can go ahead and fuck yourself.
"Hey man so have you seen the movie airplane!?"
"Yeah man, I couldn't stop laughing when the doctor walked up to the cockpit after landing and said 'Just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you'..."
"Yeah man, I couldn't stop laughing when the doctor walked up to the cockpit after landing and said 'Just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you'..."
by Harambe69 May 18, 2018

Boy 1: “Yee Yee”
Boy 2: “Face down Ass up that’s the way we like to Fuuckk.”
Boy 1’s sister: “Yea that’s right”
Boy 2: “Face down Ass up that’s the way we like to Fuuckk.”
Boy 1’s sister: “Yea that’s right”
by pillow theft October 8, 2018

Master Skywalker there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
Ha ha younglings go Brrrrrrrrrrr
Ha ha younglings go Brrrrrrrrrrr
by Cian The Jones June 18, 2022

by 420coolgirl69 November 9, 2019

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…
It’s over for your kneecaps
It’s over for your kneecaps
40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn
YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022
