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Gonzalez Variety Chode

The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.
"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."
by NigletAborter666 October 17, 2013
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jode the chode

Someone who is small, pocketsized perhaps and whos role in life is to get shat on by their friends..

Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.
Your toilet seat is PADDED? What are you; jode the chode?
by carchester December 15, 2010
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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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reverse chode

i have a reverse chode (normal dick)
by redd_ez October 10, 2021
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Chode Virus

When someone who has a chode touches one another, and it spreads to the next guy witch now he has a chode
Johnny: Oh my god I have a chode?!!
Mike: don’t touch me I’ll get the chode virus,,
by TheUrbanTales September 24, 2020
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Chuddy chode

A chuddy chode is a nickname for a small joint. References chuds and the perception of them having small dicks, known as chodes, of which the minuscule joint is reminiscent.
“I’m gonna go smoke a chode”
Anyone want a chuddy?”
“Brian always rolls chuddy chodes”
by TrashBagDumpster November 5, 2025
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Chode slinger

A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong
by Kai (chungo wungo) August 29, 2023
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