ticket

a pill of any kind such as vicodin, percocet, xanex, etc.

Yo Tim, you got any more of those vikings tickets for the game this weekend?

by Tim J. Button September 29, 2005

Plane ticket

A really attractive girl

"Damn, that girl is a plane ticket"

"I am gonna take that plane ticket home tonight!"

by Robbyk December 12, 2013

tick

Unbelievably Stupid, not very sound.

"That chaps a bleedin tick"

by JimmyC October 30, 2003

Tickle my fancy

Simply put, it's a fetish that you recently found and haven't accepted in your sexuality. Yet.

You: man the other day I was looking for things that tickle my fancy and I stumbled upon some lolicon...
Friend: and what happened?
You: before I knew, I was rock-hard. I feel so fucked up
Friend: as long as you don't molest real-life kids, I don't see the problem

by hitaniggieup September 30, 2013

tickadownow

a sound effect used when a member of either sex gets "action" or when the situation for the possibilty of getting action arises...

Jessica: I think im going to go over to my boyfriend's house tonight because his parents are out of town...
Mallory: tickadownow!!

by JessMal April 5, 2005

ticketmasterbation

What you want to do after scoring tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.

After a long courtship with the website and being told to wait a minute, ticketmasterbation is what you want to do after you score tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.

After getting screwed with endless fees, I decided to ticketmasterbate to take the edge off.

by tmk8273 June 18, 2009

Ticket Number 50

Second Popular order in regards to a fast food restaurant

Setting: Mcdonalds

James: "I think I will get that Ticket Number 50"

Mike: "Yea, I will go with the Angus Beef Burger too"

by hahhahahajjjjppppyoo May 1, 2010