Flying Touch-Man

A man jumps from the start of the bed with his finger out and shoves it up the ass of the man chained to the bed

The Flying Touch-Man is a gay sex position where one man is chained to the bed and the other man jumps head first into the chocolate starfish

by playfulTickler February 24, 2024

touch of a woman

a thing i do not have and will likely not ever experience

"touch of a woman is a thing i do not have experienced and will likely have not ever"

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 17, 2025

Touch Grass

it is used when somebody jokes about going outside as a meme.

The phrase "touch grass" is used when somebody jokes about going outside and is used as a joke in youtube comments

by T.S.G May 9, 2023

Touch Grass

When a person plays fut champs on the weekend of their wedding and he needs to stop try-harding so hard and go outside

You need to touch grass bro

by chayecharsi July 27, 2022

Touch some water

Touch some water means go to the bathroom and take a shower cuz you smell.

Ex:
"Go touch some water, you smelly baka"

by VeeDAB September 4, 2021

Touch My Head again, I dare You

Touch My Head again, I dare You

Touch My Head again, I dare You

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

don't touch my pizza

This is how it happened.

This is how TikTok went off the deep end.

was that "don't touch my pizza" song so bad it instantly made all tiktokers even more retarded than previously or something

by an extremely depressed bandu March 26, 2025