New Jersey

A place that makes Detroit look like Monaco

Jesus, I’m glad I don’t live in New Jersey!

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022

jersey tant punch

A punch to the balls so hard, one’s nuts get stuck in their ass

Do make me give you a jersey tant punch

by Firemedic39 January 8, 2023

Jersey

Guernsey but with a McDonalds

Jersey is made up of a bunch of frogs.

by FP YT November 20, 2023

New Jersey Meathook

The act of inserting middle and ring finger into a vagina and “hooking” your fingers back into her gspot and shaking your hand up and down rather than in and out until she squirts.

Didja hear Mike gave Shirley the ole’ New Jersey Meathook last night?

by mars_x3 November 30, 2023

South Jersey Dirtbox

Find a dead male deer, cut off its penis and chop it up into pieces. Mix it with a handful of moist dirt and shove it up your significant others ass. Let it ferment in there for an hour and proceed to eat the finished product.

I just at a South Jersey Dirtbox.

by Yupper Fupper November 30, 2023

The Jersey Special

Refers to the phenomenon generally associated with drivers from New Jersey, where they pull out in front of you on the road and go 10 mph under the speed limit.

Sorry I was late, some asshole hit me with the Jersey Special on 113.

by GeshieGempFrem December 5, 2023

Jersey Slide

when a car goes from the left lane on the highway over to the right lane in one move, with little regard for anyone else on the highway.

Watch out for that white BMW with the orange girl driving. She is going to pull a jersey slide to get off the GardenState Parkway exit for Seaside Heights.

by Larry Kleist December 7, 2023