Second-hand concussion

when you can feel someone eases concussion

That video gave me a Second-hand concussion

by funny_Phish July 20, 2020

30 second tor up

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick

Wow your kidding she must know what to do to give you a 30 second tor up

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

POETRY IN A SECOND

The moon is hiding
The sun is rising
I am in Costinesti
And I see a shit in the sea
=))))))

Erick: you know what poetry in a second is like?
Maya: like a shit in a sea!

by mayusca October 3, 2022

second great-cousin-nephew

Second cousin's grandson.

My second great-cousin-nephew is a good boy.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

close encounter of the twenty-second kind

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

Person 1: My friend Matt has recently had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind.
Person 2: That's rough, is it still in there?

by Naked_Grandma January 4, 2024

2-second fight

Alternative spelling of two-second fight

An idiot picked a street fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a 2-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

second stepcousin

1. The grandchild of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepgrandchild of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The grandchild of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.

My second stepcousin is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019