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Victorian poop pipe

The act of lying on one's stomach and imserting a pipe or hose up one's anus whilst haveing a partner straddle one's back, huffing any rectal gassees that might be expelled. If done correctly, there is no act of flatulence, rather the stink fumes waft out at a steady, gradual pace for the huffer to enjoy at their leisure. In some cases, excrement itself can suddenly launch out of the tube, covering the huffer and adjacent surfaces in a shower of stank. This is particularly a common occurrence if the person in question partakes of a diet high in fats and low in fiber. If such an incident occurs, it is customary for the huffer to exclaim 'by jove, we have struck oil, old chap!' Failure to do so is considered both bad form and bad luck.
Sandra gave me a Victorian poop pipe last night, it was a cracking good time, lads!
by Carnie_Asada April 18, 2025
mugGet the Victorian poop pipemug.

grease the pipe

a way of saying fap or mastrubate
When do you grease the pipe man ? I do it when I'm alone in the room.
by lethalgiangster January 31, 2019
mugGet the grease the pipemug.

totting pipe

Smoking illegally controlled substances with devilish banned substances in the illegal controlled subtance or substances.
"The "Nuggets", they be "totting pipe"; as in example the "Chif Keef" song "I Don't Like"; the group stated, "The "Nuggets" they be "totting pipe".
by doubleozero June 29, 2020
mugGet the totting pipemug.

Pipe

What's long hard and can transmit diseases? A rusty pipe!
by Mewthreee August 4, 2018
mugGet the Pipemug.

Cleaned Out the Pipes

That First big gutteral fart after taking a poop, meaning you didn't leave anything left in your bowels for the day.
AGHHHHHHH!!! Damn I just cleaned out the pipes after that loud fart! feel 10 lbs lighter!
by anonymous April 15, 2022
mugGet the Cleaned Out the Pipesmug.

pipe

by sexy beast 16 May 17, 2019
mugGet the pipemug.

Leaky pipe

A penis leaking discharge from having an erection or right after ejaculation
She loves to watch me as she sucks on my leaky pipe

Hahaha damn that’s fucked up
by Taking candy from a baby July 23, 2020
mugGet the Leaky pipemug.

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