January 1st 2022

The day the TikTok servers will be burned down, ending the era of cringe

12 year olds start protesting for the shut down of tiktok after January 1st 2022

by TheBanananana November 7, 2021

january 28 2008

Only the most sexy ass human being was born on this day and no one can tell you otherwise.

Person 1: your ugly as fuck
Person 2: actually I’m not I was born on january 28 2008

by Pussyslayer8349 March 29, 2022

Just Jizz January

The opposite of No Nut November where you have to jizz at least 2 times per day for the entire month.

They opposite of no nut November is just jizz January

by Noah Fleischman November 6, 2020

Jackoff with Jesus January

Jackoff with Jesus during January at anytime

“Hey man it’s Jackoff with Jesus January you know”

by Brando🥶 November 5, 2019

Just Jam-It In January

When your fucking your girl and you suddenly decide to stick it in her ass.

Must accomplish this once in the month of January to achieve Just Jam-It In January.

RICK: Man my girl never lets me play with her ass.

John: Don't worry, you'll have a whole month for anal forgiveness.

Rick: Yeah, what do you mean?

John: Just Jam-It In January

by KRAVINIMAMAZING November 12, 2018

New dick January

After destroy dick December and you need a new dick for new New year's

I'm going to need a new dick for New dick January after destroy dick December

by Ryan341 November 18, 2018

January 11th 2008

Only beautiful people are born on this day. Aka Autumn Coverdale. She is the most beautiful person in the world. I love her.

January 11th 2008 is the day of happiness

by not_your_narrator fan July 8, 2021