Morrison of doors

Construction Unit: an lethal overdose amount of doors

Person 1: what happened here?

Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.

Person 1: where’s the front door?

by Jen Bird October 3, 2023

door piss

when door shat wasn't quite enough revenge i took the liberty of starting a second part to door shat door piss

i thought jen could use an extra shower

by lostsoul11 February 4, 2004

Back Door Handy

Threesome position where the female lays across the lap of one male, reaches behind and gives him a hand job while the second male kneels beside his buddy and slams her ass

That was a stellar back door handy Melissa, next time though let's not do it on the bus

by flapjackal August 3, 2015

Scubble Doored

A idiot, an idiotic fool

Your a scubble doored

by H3NtAiL0Rd March 18, 2019

stinky door knob

When your mother is constantly pissing you off about your cat being on the counter tops so you rub the cats ass all over the counter tops every handle and door knob in the house.

Dylan "I will rub the cats ass on everything"

I'm doing to stinky door knob the fuck out of this kitchen.

by Hole April 14, 2016

Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

cheese door

A door handle that has been dipped in cheese

That stupid heck joe just touched the cheese door lol haha hah

by glixxxxxx October 2, 2019