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grumpy clam

A vagina that has not been pet,touched or penetrated by fingers or a penis fake or real.
That chick is always angry she must have a bad case of the grumpy clam.
by Moper69 December 17, 2016
mugGet the grumpy clammug.

The Clam Chowder

The Clam Chowder is when a person with a penis ejaculates into their bellybutton and their partner then proceeds to slurp it out of their bellybutton like soup.
“Cory said that Bentley performed The Clam chowder on him. I bet he is full now.”
by DoIMakeYouRandy? March 17, 2024
mugGet the The Clam Chowdermug.

clam guards

male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?

male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.
by iamsoyoelpato April 10, 2012
mugGet the clam guardsmug.

Clam Bake

When a woman's vagina is hot and sweaty (usually after a great workout or being in extreme heat), she would have a clam bake.
"If it gets any hotter in here, it's going to be a clam bake!" Sally said while sitting in her car without AC
by Vanilla Thunder7 August 22, 2016
mugGet the Clam Bakemug.

Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.
1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?
by Okahoa November 14, 2011
mugGet the Clam Poachingmug.

Clam Broth

Noun: The salty yet bitter fluid excreted by a gonorrhea infested vagina. Typically served at room temperature.
No one at the wedding was pleased that Donna served her clam broth to all the sick kids.
by Ranchman January 17, 2017
mugGet the Clam Brothmug.

Angry Clam

when a woman's vajayjay is wide open and ready to eat and you don't eat it and get up and walk away
she pissed me off so I left her with an angry clam!
by The Sniper 2012 July 29, 2012
mugGet the Angry Clammug.

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