Brandon

oh man... to be honest i'm at a lost with words on how to describe my feelings for this boy :)

he's genuinely such a sweetheart and a kind person, if you have Brandon in you're life... don't ever let go. Especially if they mean the world to you. Man i love this boy with all my heart <3

"who's that goofy dork over there? :)"
"oh! that's Brandon <3"

by sav :P October 22, 2022

brandon

like mate cmon on mate up the mark what a lad, mark is his da who is a massive bro and hes the don who says he'll give his sons pal 100 quid for a job ( only the real ones know )

brandon is a puff

by hgyirsrydjht7o May 27, 2020

Brandon Mack

A country loving hick with Budweiser and a belt with his kid's butt marks on it in one hand and a tractor key, Bessey the cow, and A bible in the other. He can also be found wearing a Make America great again hat, a red plaid shirt, dirty jeans, and cowboy boots. He most likely tried voted for Trump any time during Barack Obama's terms.

Golly dat der Brandon Mack is a hick.

by wgyobepiwehdweudhweupohfwuefhw January 14, 2019

Brandon

>Brandon - That one otherwise decent guy you know, who just can't keep his word for **** and always ends up canceling last second.

Accordingly:

>to pull a Brandon - Canceling an appointment last second.

"Wait, where's Bran... Ohh, he pulled a Brandon again, didn't he?"

"Yea, who would've thought.. Just got a text, he won't be coming."

by DivineKNG October 14, 2019

Brandon H

A guy who simps over girls who's tinder bios say they eat ass.

Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H

by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020

Brandon Dyer

A person who likes men and enjoys being in the company of naked old men called jimmy

Your such a Brandon Dyer

by James bhhbakneabhdbbz January 3, 2017

brandon hs

a dumbass high school with fuck ass APs like Mr Thompsons fucking bald ass that king Neptune looking bitchwho want get out the bathroom bc his bitch ass bored and wanna try to catch someone

Me: mr Thompsons in the bathroom again

Friend: man fuck Brandon hs

by fuck Thompson September 8, 2021