Tard

A retard who doesn't know how to get past the first level in any game.

You fuckin tard, the mission is right there.

by TardWrangler21 February 8, 2019

Tard on

Wore slick out

I worked a double shift today and I have a Tard on longer than a houseboat .

by anonymous March 5, 2021

Tard

Short for Retardican. Low or lacking in intelligence. Low mental capacity of Republicans.

Oh well he is a retardican that explains it.

He is a retardican that is why he is so stupid.

She is a retardican that is why she votes against her own rights.

All tards vote that way.

You would have to be a tard to vote against your self interests.

Only tards vote against themselves

by TardObserver November 19, 2013

r-tard pride colors

blue and gray, typically in clothing form

“dude that guy literally only wears blue and gray, he doesn’t wear any other colors”
“yeah i know, those are r-tard pride colors”

by I<3M1Lfz September 7, 2021

tarded

the opposite of retarded. can be used to define something that is cool or upto societal standards.

'you just got into your dream college? that's mad tarded bro'

by lotsofpopcorn January 2, 2024

tard

Someone who is short a few cards of a deck. A stupid, lame reason for not passing 7th grade. "School is for fools" I wanna sleep all day. Buddy Your a "Tard". Not linked with a person with a special need or education slow learning. Absolutely Not to be used in that respect. If some does! You must Punch them. We don't pick on handicapped individuals. This is crucial to not link with RE-****. That word was deleted from Ne Vocabulary Dictionary.

Joe you Tard} you just used Chads Go-Fast on Margie's Potatoes salad. Mal will never keep up with her. Large Marg is using that Tard Mal again for a Dil'Doe! No Wonder He's Grinning Ear to Ear like Eric everyday".

by Butchreno911 October 21, 2015

DRUG-TARD

A person, whom after years of drug use has destroyed (or retarded) their ability to function. A drug-tard is often found unable to care for themselves or abide by common, simple ideas, like don't walk in traffic or crap on the sidewalk. They are an extremely dependent portion of society.

He's not much of a threat he's just a drug-tard.

by porcinigirl August 5, 2018