Wing Tarding

A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.

Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.

by WannaBeWingTarder March 10, 2021

speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

Tard tender

A person who cares for people with special needs

What does your wife do for a living? She’s a tard tender for the county

by Steinbrenda January 9, 2022

Tard

To be undoubtedly the most simple minded creature out there who thinks they are funny, but indeed are not.

Look there goes a tard, swinging her arms in circles

by Shlongkid June 9, 2021

tard face

Euphemism for fucking somebody very well.

You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?

by Badmofochef October 6, 2013

Tard

A common term to be used negatively against a person who watches Naruto, Bleach, or One Piece, and defends them unconditionally.

Person 1: Have you seen the new episode of Naruto?
Person 2: Oh my god, you're such a tard.

by KrayZWT April 7, 2017

Stroller-tard

A parent manipulating or parking an S.U.V.-sized stroller with no regard to anyone trying to past or around them.

I was trying to get out of the grocery store but this f--ing Stroller-tard was blocking the exit.

by longrider700 May 20, 2016