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Suicide

just commit suicide reader please
by UwUGirl69420 September 26, 2023
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Suicide

The thing I'm going to do if I don't pass my science exam
Suicide: After he checked his grade he shot himself with a gun in the head therefore leaving him bleeding out on the floor and if he hadnt already died from the gun shot he would die from blood loss, atleast he doesn't have to take anymore fucking exams agian.

SIDE NOTE:

Dont kill yourself pls
U have lots to live for and there are people who love you
by ChestnutSalmon December 8, 2021
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Murder-as-suicide

Exactly what it means, murder that's disguised as, and designed to look like, a suicide.
Giving someone food they are allergic to anyways and blaming it on suicide is murder-as-suicide. a left handed person found dead with a gunshot wound to the right ear blamed on suicide is also murder-as-suicide.
by Sexydimma December 24, 2025
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technical suicide

Technical suicide (or T-suicide) is a way to say that you're gonna be under pressure when dealing with technical shit, like programming or IT management or hardware engineering and such
Man I'm already commiting technical suicide
Okay fuck this I'm gonna commit T-suicide
by Trollow December 27, 2024
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Suicide Piss

When you latch on to your significant other against there will and urinate profusely on them.
“Derek suicide pissed on me last night. I was so mad....but it was kinda hot.
by Bigboner123 January 10, 2021
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Shanghai Suicide

A sexual act during which a male who is receiving a Rim Job from a female, or is going ass-to-mouth with said female, defecates in the mouth of his female sexual partner.
Bob: "She's pretty sexy"

John: "Yeah, I'd give her the ole' shanghai suicide"
by shanghai'dd April 21, 2013
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