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Jurassic Smash

When a man is having inteexourse with a woman he pounds her so hard that she thinks Steven Speilbergs whole arm is pumping her stinkbox
Yo my nigga I Jurassic smashed dat hoe last night after the club
by HashSlanginSlasha June 22, 2015
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Sumo smash

When you would have very hard and rough sex with that person. Would go to the nasty freaky extremes of smashing
I would sumo smash that ass.
She has that body I would sumo smash .
by Fluffiesfinest October 26, 2017
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Smash

ZaraK just got back from holiday and now I am in the mood to meet up and smash
by King ZazaBird October 6, 2020
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Richard I Just Smashed Your Phone

YOU WHAT?!?!?!!?
Richard I just smashed your phone YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!

HOWWOWOWOWOWHOHOHAHA HOOHOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
by Bings March 5, 2024
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Super Smash Bros

The most successful fire emblem advertisement campaign in history. The premise involves a several weebish anime swordsman that interact with Nintendo titles like pokemon, mario, zelda,etc. The ads were so successful that it managed to turn a niche franchise that nobody plays into lower-mid tier franchise that some people play.

The ads often pretend to be a "crossover" of various characters , but in reality non-fire emblem characters exist solely to be the playthings of the fire emblem ones. Since 2001 they have slowly dominated the character roster of Smash brothers to the point where their representation greatly eclipses franchises that are more well renowned and successful than fire emblem.

Fun fact, fire emblem was so poorly successful that they were going to cancel the franchise. Thanks to the constant advertisement of super smash bros, it will survive for another 100 decades
Once upon a time , video game representation was just. But everything changed when the weeb emblems attacked. They devoured several beloved franchises and sidelined them to the point where Nintendo actively refuses to looked at retired veterans such as F-Zero and Mother.

Fire emblem does NOT deserve to have as many spots as POKEMON. Pokemon is the biggest media franchise in the world, nobody would have known fire emblem if it wasn't for super smash bros

The devs at Nintendo really need to stop their boners for this overrated franchise
by soygoy April 30, 2021
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five second smash

I was with my girl and we had a five second smash
by Coopdogjr February 26, 2017
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kiser Smash it

When ever your large teacher gets so angery she starts yelling at everyone and slamming and breaking everything to show who is head honcho
The teacher was about to kiser Smash it because the students said we wanted are 10 are minutes back on the test
by That guy gary April 14, 2019
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