Jeff the land shark

Satans number 1 soldier (unless he’s on my team)

“FUCK THEY HAVE A Jeff the land shark”

by Toji? December 12, 2024

Sharking

To be a hoe

Basically talking to multiple people at once

Person 1: “I’m finna be sharking all summer!”
Person 2: “boy bye, you’s a lil goldfish.”

by OgBadbitty June 20, 2025

Pilfer Shark Fishing

To fish for Tweakers using a bait consisting of items that a tweaker might geek out on.

We went pilfer shark fishing at the compound with a bag of random felonious items. We also used cell phones tossed randomly for chum bait.

by King Red Rocket April 10, 2022

Shark

A shark is known as a junkie who phines for a bowl of meth

That Damn shark always trying to shark up my drugs

by Lmfaoatyou November 10, 2020

swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades

Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"

by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011

riding the sand shark

Having sex on the beach and getting chaffing in your pussy from the sand.

Mary is walking funny from riding the sand shark.

by Vansthing August 14, 2022

whale shark unicorn

A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on the head. People who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. WHALE SHARKS ONLY, NO UNICORNS. HAIL WHALE SHARK KILL ,WHALE SHARK UNICORNS.

"Whale shark unicorn lovers are stupid "
"IKR"

by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 14, 2018