When you are having sex with a girl and you see it fit to poo on her chest. This is followed by giving that poo a full-handed slap to spread it efficently ovr her body.
by BaloghGabor December 13, 2008
by Wes February 15, 2005
a really juicy woman who wont spread her legs for you, but is willing to suck this skin off your balls and cock.
by Fantasticababo October 13, 2004
An open-handed alternative to the Donkey Punch.
If administered properly, the Alligator Slap has the same anus-tightening effect as the Donkey Punch, but allows the sexual partner to remain conscious during ejaculation.
If administered properly, the Alligator Slap has the same anus-tightening effect as the Donkey Punch, but allows the sexual partner to remain conscious during ejaculation.
I wanted to see the look in my girlfriends eyes, so I gave her the Alligator Slap instead of the Donkey Punch.
by Rewot Krad October 12, 2006
the rating of which the ability to smack a big ass with one hand on one cheek and feel and catch the vibration on the other cheek with the your other hand. Ultimately the best asses should be able to send the vibration back to the hand that originated the slap. These happen to be the best booties for slap back.
by Douggie Fresh March 19, 2008
A way for little pussies to fight without getting hurt. If a person ever asks if you want to slap box, calmly let them get in the first two slaps and then punch them in the face.
Game over.
Game over.
by Seraph November 17, 2004
The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.
Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?
Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.
Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.
by A.I.R July 15, 2016