salty laces

salty laces

"Went on a big walk today, and got some salty laces"

by Lewwis January 19, 2024

Salty

Annoyed

Jen is salty because Patrice stole her answer.

by Kennnn February 5, 2024

Salty McTavish

Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.

Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! It’s awesome.
He sells them too!

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Salty Sushi

When you nut inside a girl and eat her out right after.

I finished way too early so I ate some salty Sushi to make sure she was satisfied

by Fatnutzz April 16, 2023

Salty

Guy named Mike

Captain of the FV Acqua Sporca is salty

by Capt. J. November 29, 2023

Salty Rodman

A term used to describe how she tastes and how you feel, when Dennis Rodman barebacks your girlfriend after drinks in Ft. Lauderdale.

Ankles: I’m just with my friends!
Kyle: who’s that in the background?
Me: Bro, that’s a Salty Rodman

by Salty Popcorn Krew December 27, 2022

salty liver

When you consume way too much alcohol that's your liver gets mad at you.

Jerry drank 16 pints of cold brew last night, he definitely caught a *Salty Liver*

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023