Russian Pay Phone

The act of violently ramming large anal beads into someone’s anus and listening to their screams.

Sarah’s a fucking freak bro. She once had me give her the ol’ Russian Pay Phone. It got me rock hard and upset me deeply.

by ChayneRex August 19, 2018

Russian hot potato

When to people get on Call Of Duty and throw a grenade back and forth until on dies.

Ryan: hey I getting on Cod

Yegor: sick I'll get some friends and we can do a russian hot potato tournament
Ryan: no way jack has E.O.D he just catches it and charges it

by ShoutingMage July 07, 2020

russian bow-tie

A russian bow-tie is when a man has his testicles cut off and shoved down his throat before death. one on each side of the adam's apple resembles the look of a bow-tie Usually, a sign they are a snitch (доносчик), disrespected someone in the group, or to send a message.

Gopnik gangster 1: You should have seen it! I had to run in 5 meters in the snow to catch this guy. Used a splitting ax to take off his testicles for the trouble it brought me. lol

Gopnik gangster 2: Is Boris talking about that story again? He tells everyone that one "Russian bow-tie" story

Gopnik gangster 3: He just got to the part about the splitting ax

by woochef September 14, 2020

Russian Lawn Mower

A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.

Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”

by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

russian okomoko gambit

when you grip eachothers legs and proceed to give a facial to a dog

wanna do a russian okomoko gambit?
YES!

by JonathanHitchcock January 25, 2023

Russian Pop Rocks

Sticking a grenade in your mouth and pulling the pin.

Comrades! Tonight, we do Russian Pop Rocks! Cyka Blyat!

by BadgerBoy297 August 10, 2018

Russian Spy Balloon

When a man puts his limp penis inside of a woman's vagina and it slowly becomes erect whilst inside the vagina, inflating in the space like a balloon.

Man, I gave that hooker a real good Russian Spy Balloon last night

by Hunter Bunter May 08, 2023