Instant rice

Damnit you lazy Asian make some real rice you retard.
Or, An Asian that ejaculates too early.

How dare you make instant rice for me you shall be shamed you jackass. Dick face instant rice loser I wasn't ready.

by The mightiest orange chicken. June 22, 2020

Stirring the rice

To have sex with an Asian from behind.

Dude, were you stirring the rice last night? No, TeTe wouldn't do doggie style.

by Double D and E-Money February 2, 2015

cameron rice

legendary bloke who drinks pints on the daily

he's almost had as many pints as cameron rice

by mason brcwn May 14, 2021

Rice Sniffer

One who snorts rice instead of eating it.

My friend will never eat rice over my house because he is a rice sniffer

by bigbootybitch87 February 22, 2011

burnt rice cake

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.

The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Cheese n rice

Legal substitute for the phrase “Jesus Christ”

Cheese n rice Kyle! The fucking condom isn’t meant for your balls!

by McNasty999 May 8, 2021

Disco-Rice Confetti Popper

The act of filling up one's rectum with maggots, then explosively farting them out at someone, ideally at a birthday party or other special occasion

"We're gonna give Joe a Disco-Rice Confetti Popper during halftime"

by PhatSphoincter September 23, 2025