The Retards Gambit

The Retard's Gambit is when you hop into a game of ranked Leagued Of Legends and you seemingly get one of the worst fucking players you will ever meet ever in your team (especially high chances of happening in lower elos)

Guy: How was your ranked game bro?
Guy who got hit by The Retards Gambit: Yeah dude it sucked I got hit by The Retard's Gambit

by TheCockBuster July 15, 2020

Fucking retard

Someone who doesn't drink pee

That guy drinks water what a fucking retard lmao

by dodoododoodoo June 26, 2020

Fucking Retard

What you call someone after they go after your best friends ex.

Ethan: “oh my god, did you hear that Jeff started dating Tori?”
Gregorious: “What a fucking retard!”

by MegaDudeGuy March 11, 2019

Retard Roundup

A special class in school where all of the children with learning disabilities go.

Little Jimmy wasn't the brightest bulb in the box, so he's in retard roundup

by Drewbertnj October 13, 2014

ginger retard

a ginger with a iq under 2

there names mostly are jay and john

you are a ginger retard jay

by agagafadad June 05, 2021

Retarded question

A question that should be so obvious you just seem retarded after you ask it. Or any question that is common sense and you ask the question anyway.

Retarded question example “does the Grand Canyon have water at the bottom”

by Mynameismichealmyers October 16, 2021

life-retarded

when somebody hasn't the common knowledge or experience needed to get through a day without asking for help.

life-retard: how do you cook beans?
friend: you're life-retarded.

by christopherwordgenius August 14, 2011