National Parking

The act of going to many National Parks.

They're going National Parking in Colorado this winter.

by parkrangernationalparking December 22, 2012

Vale Park

A park in portslade with a abundance of sports equipment and playing equipment.A lot of open green space though.A high amount of feces,both animal and human.More condoms than a Trojan factory.

Yo bro,I checked out vale park last night.Shit was so cash.

by BigPurpleAsianMouse August 15, 2012

Park a loaf

To take a shit

Greg "where the Fuck is Jim" Dan "he's just went to park a loaf"

by Thehgk September 6, 2013

parking pirate

Someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. This person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking spaces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few spaces.

I can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it's the one area downtown with free spaces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block--any open spaces are gone within a minute.

by JenDizzle March 6, 2012

Skid Parks

The smearing of poop left on the toilet seat after someone finishes defecating and does not clean up after themselves.

Dammit! I hate it when I need to take a dump and I have to clean up someone else's skid parks!!!

by hjelkaht March 3, 2011

park jobbed

when your looking for a parking spot, and just when you think you finally found a spot, you find that there was a motorcycle hiding behind other parked cars.

Billy thought he was going to get a good parking spot until he got park jobbed by that damn crotch rocket.

by loulemming August 3, 2011

Portland Park

a place were the kids of 5th - 15th ave in the city of Haverhill,MA find home and refuge.

"Yo, lets go to portland and smoke that bogie!"

"Portland Park"

by JOFAxxx November 6, 2011