toilet paper

its almost as rare as finding gold

I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS

by awkward swine March 22, 2020

paper gorillas

they have small flimsy dicks

"my friend got me models of paper gorillas fo my birthday"
"fuck him"

by 69 months January 9, 2022

cuttin' paper

One that has a daytime job, usually being paid by the day, week, or biweekly, as opposed to one in a professional position with a salary.

I'm cuttin' paper with this job at the recycling plant.

by ArfGraf August 25, 2013

Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.

Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.

by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020

cash money paper

Something someone says when something cool happens, like when you would say "poggers". It's also said with a fast paced accent.

-Yo dude, you see that fast car pass by.

-Yeah, that car was "cash money paper".

by FAGBOY_&_CHUMCHUM November 16, 2020

git dat paper

To acquire currency, whether it be through legal means or not, in order to essentially "ball out of control."

I live to git dat paper.

by CockLord6969 September 3, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025