Lil pump

A dumbass who inspires 10 year olds to sing his song everywhere and get defensive if you say anything about him. Also act like a tuff guy.
Is actually weak AF

Jim:Lil pump is Oka-
Mason: *Grabs you by the throat* Want to finish that motherfucker?!
Jim: He's okay.
Mason:*Throws a weak all out punch.*
Jim: *Shoots him*

by Please Fucking shoot me December 19, 2019

Pumping thighs

Referring to having loud slappy sex

(man 1 slapping large ice pack back & forth to make sloshy noise) says aloud: "hey guys, what does this sound like!?"
Man 2 quickly answers: "sounds like me pumping thighs!"

by tiffnah July 12, 2020

Pumping

underground plastic surgery that injects, or "pumps" silicone in certain areas.

person 1: "did you see Jessie lately? she cant afford surgery, she must've gone pumping"
person 2: "yeah! she looks good, but i hope it was done safely."

by ratgirl42069 November 1, 2022

Pumped&Crunk

When the night before a concert or big event, you get "pumped and crunk",meaning you drink energy drinks,stay up,"party hard",do stuff youll regret,ect.
Simply its a "before party".

Boy1:Yo dude,are you Pumped&Crunk before the Warped Tour tommorow?

Boy2:HELLZYEAH LETS GO DRINK SOME MORE MONSTER AND ROCKSTAR!!!oh yeah and bang some unattractive chicks!

by julietoncocaine April 6, 2008

Pump and Dump

A couple that have kids and been together 10 plus years and have Sexual intercourse any chance they get that only lasts for 30 seconds. The majority of the time one or both are drunk and smoked a joint together.

Let’s go pump and dump backseat of the truck in 10 minutes baby... I’ll sneak out the back gate...

by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020

Trendy Pump

A slightly older man with white hair wearing an orange shirt, a handle bar mustache, also white, glasses, red skin, some tats, hairy armpits and squishy earlobes. trendy pumps usually like to spend their days watching the packers, going for a ride on his YELLOW motorcycle, and crack some cold ones.

Man, my grandpa is such a trendy pump...

by Lilmoop June 30, 2018

Double pump

When you accidentally cum without protection, but you do it again right after because the risk is the same as a one pump.

John, I gave her the double pump. I'll name the kid after you.

by Yaomman September 8, 2022