Poop hip

The build up of gas in your lower abdomen that causes you to feel like there's a turd sitting on your hip bone.

Look at how Dave is wiggling around in pain. He must have some serious poop hip going on.

by PoopHip71 June 16, 2012

poop server

Noun
A client or server on the internet that takes forever to do the simple task of uploading or downloading small bits of data.

John: "Here's a pic of my trip!"
Mike: "...Where's the picture?"
John: "The poop server isn't sending it!"

by YAYSUU June 4, 2021

russian poops

the most poopiest log known to existince

OMG TOMMY HAD A RUSSIAN POOP! tommy;i have shit stain in muh pants yay russian poops

by b2byc2md3n March 17, 2022

shower poop

When you are taking a shower and you feel like you have to take poop. So you so you get out out of the shower to poop. Still wet. Take a poop then finish shower.

I was taking a shower the other day and then i had a shower poop.

by Blaaahperson October 6, 2017

Poop technician

derogitory term for a homosexual man

That guys a real poop technician

by Stuart Mackie May 27, 2008

poop and dash

The act of arriving at a location and immediately heading to the shitter and dropping a deuce whether small and dainty like that of a cat or large and gruesome like the dark lord satan himself is using your asshole as a portal into this world and then promptly leaving the premises never to return because what you did in that bathroom is probably against the Geneva Convention.

-"Wanna head over to that Kristen girl's house for that party?"
-"Can't bro. I totally did a poop and dash there last week."

by Maccadangdang July 15, 2017

poop slide

a dump that leaves your butthole clean and does not require wiping

Alex: Yo dude! I just had a beautiful poop slide.
Jim: Nice bro. Your anus must spotless.

by sinqueerious February 25, 2020