When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.
Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!
by NickTheMacedonian November 27, 2024
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Actually, Steve thinks he is a mature “man” aka a little boy over compensating for everything because he feels inferior to others due to his height and mediocre degree from a very below average university. Believes that he is the smartest guy in the room. Begins practicing martial arts in order to give himself a purpose but really just wants to use it as a conversation piece to appear stronger, bigger and more masculine. Has not gotten laid in the last 12 months, so he gives up masturbating and porn to justify the fact that he cannot get laid.
A short person, someone who has no reason to live. He’s got little hands and little eyes and walks around tellin' great big lies. He’s got a little nose and tiny little teeth.
Actually, Steve thinks he is a mature “man” aka a little boy over compensating for everything because he feels inferior to others due to his height and mediocre degree from a very below average university. Believes that he is the smartest guy in the room. Begins practicing martial arts in order to give himself a purpose but really just wants to use it as a conversation piece to appear stronger, bigger and more masculine. Has not gotten laid in the last 12 months, so he gives up masturbating and porn to justify the fact that he cannot get laid.
A short person, someone who has no reason to live. He’s got little hands and little eyes and walks around tellin' great big lies. He’s got a little nose and tiny little teeth.
by Average Height Matt July 12, 2019
Get the Steve mug.Quite the opposite of a Stan.. a Steve is someone known to be surrounded by chaos. So much so that they are accident / fire prone and do so quite often for fun. A Steve has the power to make a grown man cry.. .. .. .. cry because they are laughing so hard at the actual Steve's pain.
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Get the Steve mug.Steve and Ed are a hot dou. And there hot and steamy nights inspired them to make a hot sauce in their name. With a slogan of "Steve and Ed will blow your head." That could not be officially read. As soon as there secret sauce is deep in your mouth your gonna love it.
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Get the Sea sick Steve mug.Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.
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