shake job

A style of hand job, not to be confused with a sand job. It takes place when the penis is grabbed and thrown about in a very random matter (shaken).

If girls want to perform this sexual act:

-grab shaft of penis extremely loose like.
-shake in a random semi violent manner.
-do not stir

I totally thought I was gonna jizz everywhere last night until this girl came back to my room and gave me the shake job to never forget #brutal. I would rather of gotten a sand job.

by sirshakesalot November 3, 2011

iPod job

A type of job that is repetitive, redundant, and takes no talent at all. most common example would be sign twirling.

"Dude my sign twirling work is a drag, the only plus is it's a total iPod job"

by Bl-McC May 16, 2009

River Job

When a mans nut is transfered from one asshole to another with ones mouth.

Jim river jobbed me last night, it was weird.

by Aldtai May 14, 2011

Hack Job

(NOT A HIT JOB, IDIOTS)

Poorly-done attempt at a task. Can also be a person who does these kinds of things.

Guy1: Hey why did I tell Kim to finish painting the walls, and they are still not fucking done, after 4 hours?
Girl1: You hired a hack job.

by rfsniper May 18, 2018

Job Shame

Condemning someone for working a lesser job, waitress, cashier, etc.

Ross job shamed Rachel as "just a waitress" when deciding whether or not to date her.

by Brook Byrnes May 23, 2015

wax job

to mislead someone, con them, lead them astray, or to "shine someone on" or B.S. them.

"She gave him a total wax job; said she was going out with her girlfriend but really had a date with that biker dude from the bar."

"Promising lower taxes and more Social Security benefits is a Government wax job."

Wax Job = Sign at car wash: "Unlimited Time! (up to 15 minutes)."

by Concupy August 31, 2013

Squirrel-Job

The act of taking the scrotum and testicles into ones mouth and putting the testicles into opposite cheeks. This may involve one or more sets of testes and include making a squirrel like smacking sounds.

Kathys' face is so chubby and bumpy it always looks like she's doing a three way squirrel-job.

The stag party in Vegas was awesome she went straight from a nut splitter, to a peeps-challenge to a full blown squirrel job.

by Nutty Tech September 3, 2014