nervous poop

The act of excessive pooping as a result of anticipation or anxiety about a race, relay, or other track event.

Coach Dave: Better leave time for those nervous poops, there’s only one stall.

by rm_trackmemes May 8, 2019

runny poops

Basically just another word for diarrhea and mostly only old ladies use it.

Gotta run to the bathroom Linda! I've got the runny poops!!!

by Bruh savage February 16, 2017

shower poop

When you are taking a shower and you feel like you have to take poop. So you so you get out out of the shower to poop. Still wet. Take a poop then finish shower.

I was taking a shower the other day and then i had a shower poop.

by Blaaahperson October 6, 2017

poop server

Noun
A client or server on the internet that takes forever to do the simple task of uploading or downloading small bits of data.

John: "Here's a pic of my trip!"
Mike: "...Where's the picture?"
John: "The poop server isn't sending it!"

by YAYSUU June 4, 2021

poop slide

a dump that leaves your butthole clean and does not require wiping

Alex: Yo dude! I just had a beautiful poop slide.
Jim: Nice bro. Your anus must spotless.

by sinqueerious February 25, 2020

Poop-whisperer

A person speaking softly on a phone while sitting in a public toilet stall.

Deb is the worst poop-whisperer, she is always on her phone in the bathroom.

by Five-high-guy September 11, 2015

russian poops

the most poopiest log known to existince

OMG TOMMY HAD A RUSSIAN POOP! tommy;i have shit stain in muh pants yay russian poops

by b2byc2md3n March 17, 2022