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Noah

He’s the guy who fucks every girl in sight. He’s the guy you want to keep away from your sister because he might fuck her. He has a fetish for sisters especially if hes your neighbor
I had a neighbor named Noah last year and one night I caught him fucking my sister. Don’t ever stay with a Noah again
by bigD789 December 27, 2021
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Noah is better than a Kale and a Jaedon so if you are a Noah You are the BEST!!!!!!!!!!
look at kale and jaedon compared to noah what a loser they are!
by Sava is ugly June 8, 2021
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Dam All the noahs are the hottest thing on the planet. If their names starts with a a at the end even hotter. They're good at sports and specifics are boxing and soccer. They're so happy but sad on the inside. They're always there for u.
by jackymc February 2, 2021
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Noah is a handsome boy with fat juicy ass, fem-masc and if any noah has a girlfriend he would get impregnated by her for being so hot
-His gf
Random: whos gyat is that!!?
Noahs gf: thats noahs, imma breed that🙏🏻🙏🏻
Friends: bro let me touch that dumptruck😈
by LenasBitch January 23, 2025
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Noah is the guy with a birth defect on his face that is also a wireless bluetooth connection that he can use to communicate with other people with the same birth defect. It is also infact good luck and helps him whenever he needs his luck! (the birth defect is his dimples)
Luke: Hey that guy is communicating with that girl without speaking

Mike: Woah he's definitely a Noah.
by Written by Krls :) November 24, 2023
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A creepy boy who loves bums
really funny and a huge adhd head will always go crazy for any bum he sees.

He loves bums to fill up the gaps in his teeth.
"oh look its a noah! He's looking at bums again"
"oh I thought that was a shark "
by Phatpussyyyyumm March 31, 2020
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The name Noah isn’t just a name—it’s a whole lifestyle upgrade. If you know a Noah, congratulations, you’ve basically hit the lottery of human connections. Noahs are the type of people who casually drop a 10/10 personality while also being the smartest in the room without even trying. They’ve got the perfect combo of chill and ambition—someone who can joke around but also pull off being the most reliable person you know.

They’re the kind of friend who turns every boring moment into a memory, the kind of teammate who makes everyone else play better just by existing, and the kind of guy who manages to be athletic, funny, and actually kind (rare). Noahs don’t chase the vibe—they are the vibe.

If you meet a Noah, keep him around. He’s the definition of a W.
That’s Noah—bro’s literally HIM
by noahbcool28 August 19, 2025
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