matt-bruce effect

the godly gift laid upon men on (already taken) girls making all of the birds go bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect

by Ursecretsanta November 30, 2020

matt-the-dummy

The only person on the planet that doesnt understand sarcasim and is kind of crazy. He looks like a panda

Matt-the-dummy: Fuck you!!
Rion: Matt That doesn't go in your eye!

by Mrs.Bloom7 March 12, 2010

Matt Hardy

The good hardy brother

Matt Hardy is the good Hardy brother.

by Lucy m UK December 3, 2021

Matt farted

The real reason world war 2 ended

Damn it Matt farted again evacuate the area NOW

by The prankster July 20, 2021

Matt

He looks like a llama and he is a simp.

Hey. This is Matt and he is a simp

by Anonymous alien August 23, 2020

Matt Campbell

Matt Campbell also known as Muay Thai Kid, Mattalisks the beast or Moist Thigh Kid. He likes when his thighs are moist.

My thighs are Matt Campbell!

by spiceymemes June 16, 2018

Matt Koebel

The next chapter in fat fucks in the small hick town of Funkytown. Randall, the predecessor of the fat fucks is now retired from this chapter. Koebel is the new fat fuck in town.

Wow he really slimmed down, guess that makes you the new fat fuck Matt Koebel!!!

by Billy Daweson November 2, 2010