New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.

"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."

by MoshJentos January 17, 2024

new england gas mask

the act of farting while you have your legs wrapped around someones head and your balls in their mouth

My GF Camille is such a freak, she let me give her a New England Gas Mask last night

by Aurora Whorialis July 23, 2024

African Face Mask

A sexual move between two constipated men in which they take turns doing anal, shit the cum-covered feces, and then smear each other's faces with their concoction before making out.

Daniel and Hunter's love was so deep they even went as far as giving each other African Face masks.

by Venskii August 20, 2024

Australian Gas Mask

The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.

~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."

My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted her pussy licked even tho I couldn’t get off the toilet.

by The JD Guy February 16, 2024

Hinckley Ski Mask Man

The Hinckley Ski Mask Man is a common sight to see at any of Hinckley's events. Whether it be a local run or many of Hinckley's food festivals you can always count on seeing this rare specimen wandering the area. The main way to know if you are in the presence of The Hinckley Ski Mask Man is from his impressive scent of drugs and other illegal substances. A few other ways to recognise this unusual individual is from the trail of vape fumes coming from behind him or his well know ski mask and goggles. You may also be lucky enough to see this mysterious man riding (or attempting to ride) his bike around Hinckley and has even been seen venturing out into the wilderness of East Hinckley (Or Burbage as it is also known by the residents). The most recent sightings of The Hinckley Ski Mask Man have been at the annual Christmas Fun Run where he had a spectacular run including throwing up half way up castle street and with a run like Officer Earl from that one meatball show he finished by collapsing on the ground at the end. After all this, and receiving his well deserved bag of sweets (which he was disappointed to find were not laced with fentanyl) he disappeared again and yet to be seen out in the streets of Hinckley. Be sure to look out for for this guy at the next Hinckley event but keep your distance as no one knows what is stored within his pockets.

*friend 1 and 2 walking through Hinckley food festival*
Friend 1 *points* "Is that who I think it is?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, is that The Hinckley Ski Mask Man?"
Friend 1 "I think so, we should stay away from him"
Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's a bit dodgy"

by J Cooling March 14, 2024

Louisiana face mask

When you bust on your sister's face and make her rub it In like a face mask

Man, last night was so fun I gave my sister a Louisiana face mask

by Bloodthirsty60 March 19, 2024

Australian gas mask

The act of one sexual partner giving oral sex to a female sexual partner while defecating in a seated position on the toilet.
-inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term
'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which
symbolizes the use of protective gear against
odorous or contaminating elements."

My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last
night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted
her pussy licked even tho I couldn't get off the toilet.

by The JD Guy March 21, 2024