mom gay

Your mom

Your mom gay

by Not.Dan.The.Meme.Man April 21, 2018

mom dancing

A dance style characterized by easy, repetitive steps often requiring minimal effort and little skill. It is generally adopted by middle-aged Caucasian mothers with no sense of rhythm. This usually provokes an awkward feeling in young people associated with the the person who chooses to adopt the style.

As soon as they played Happy by Pharrell Williams there was some serious mom dancing going on amongst the mothers chaperoning our school dance.

I have trouble watching Kylie Minogue perform live these days. Her choreography has been reduced to mom dancing.

by SupermanPunch May 25, 2014

google mom

A mother who can find anything easily in a messed up room

Wow, you are a google mom. You know every corner of your child's room.

by Chutkoo December 5, 2009

mom banana

a banana that is too spotty, bruised or whiffy for anyone to really want to eat but not bad enough to throw out - the type of fruit Mom will eat it since she paid good money to bring fruit into this house and it's still "good" - perfect to eat with a mom sandwich

"Want some fruit on your Cheerios?"

"All I got is a mom banana and a narsty old orange - I'll pass."

by lpeers April 15, 2010

Jason's mom

A dirty slut

I banged Jason's mom

by Taco man May 6, 2014

mom fucker

a sick fool with no self esteem, probably willing to fuck anyone he/she meets....do i need to say more?.....maybe this mom has some sick fantasis of giving birth to a kid that she will have sex with one day!!

gorillaz
dogs
seels
(all of these animals are supposed to represent people)

by mike green January 9, 2004

Bloxburg mom

Bloxburg mom is a very dangerous species, its a Roblox style and you need to stay away from those. They are usually found in Bloxburg, adopt me or Ragdoll. If u push one of her friends in ragdoll, don't be surprised after all of her friends hunt you down, they only care about their virtual fucking pets. They usually try to act cute in front of slenders to get themself a pixilated bf, but little do they know, that slender isn't even slightly interested.

Me: *pushes a bloxburg mom*
*Bloxurg mom army attacks me*
Me: what did I do-
Bloxburg mom: ATTACK ATTACK
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Bloxburg mom: SURROUND HER
Me: HELP
Bloxburg mom: U PUSHED MY FRIEND IDIOT

Me: Miss girl.. that's the point of the game.

by lolhahahsas December 23, 2020