Knuckle balling

Jacking off

I’m ugly and fat. Knuckle balling is my best option.

by El Wappo. May 21, 2020

Knuckle Tucking

When a male tucks his weenie between his legs.

During a scene in "Silence of the Lambs", Buffalo Bill is "Knuckle Tucking" infront of the mirror.

by hiddenPilgram October 5, 2011

Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

Bare Knuckle Stinker

A person who is extremely unattractive, and would not touch with your "bare knuckles".

Jack - "Omg, look at the girl, she's ugly as"
Joe - "Yeah man, she's a bare knuckle stinker..."

by lvsickkkkk October 15, 2011

Hide The Knuckles

A two player game in which participant 1 offers an opening (usually the anus) and participant 2 tries to effectively hide their knuckles from participant number 1. This game is classically played and adored by uncles everywhere.

Do you remember when Uncle Frank took us out behind the shed and played hide the knuckles with us? And then would tell us not to tell our mom?

Yes!! He was so good at that game!!

by UnkleKnuckles June 30, 2024

knuckle dragger

occurs when you have shit so much in the toilet that your knuckles scrape against the mountain of feces while wiping

my shits are so enormous they cause me to have knuckle draggers!

by Gus Alfrey August 30, 2021

white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023