the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.
Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.
by MadiJane December 19, 2021

When you enjoy the art of Cuckolding and morman jump humping. So you become the jump humper for your girl
by Soggy_noodlez September 29, 2021

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then falls asleep all while on the toilet
by AnonRS001 April 1, 2022

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"
by Fuzzbean January 26, 2024

When a GD Discord member tries to go for a level that is way out of their skill range to get attention.
by Clipazz October 10, 2022

You shouldve said that from the jump
by Cracksmkrsbbystter October 2, 2025

Used to describe a person that has had sex with many people, thus causing a spread in sexual viruses within the workplace, or even community.
by ItIsMyName July 2, 2019
