July 1st

Give your favorite child $40 more then you would normally give them that day.

Mom-Hey kiddo here is your allowance

Kid-thanks mom now you have to give me $40 extra dollars

Mom-No I Don’t!!!
Kid-It is July 1st
Mom-oh crap

by Spencer Schraeger June 23, 2022

July

July 26 is when the hottest people are born like Sandra Bullock, Elizabeth Gilles, Beckinsale and Roger Taylor

When is you birthday?
My birthday is July 26 and the hottest people are born this day

by Tobey is my name June 24, 2021

July 26th

FUCK YOUR S/O DAY! the perfect time, day, and moment to fuck you s/o if you have one, go crazy!

„Its July 26th, havent ya heard? go get that pussy bro!”

by F180Big July 26, 2022

July 26

If one of your friends birthdays is in this day you have to prank them! Have fun

Friend: "happy birthday!"
Birthday girl: "thanks! Do I get a present?"
Friend: "no"

Birthday girl: "aw"

Friend: "didnt you hear? Your birthdays on July 26 which means you dont get a present! Haha"

by Avvavava July 6, 2021

July 14th

National husband/ boyfriend day

July 14th Is Have a nice day.

by Sara collin July 13, 2022

July 1st

July 1st is national show your boyfriend your boobs day. Free the nips for him show him you care.

Joe : Hey can I see them boobies
Jojo: ew no
Joe : it’s July 1st
Jojo: ugh fine

by Playboijeffery July 1, 2024

Car Month of July

The month of July is the official Car month for all car enthusiasts.

July first is the first day of “car month of July”

by Josh08gts July 1, 2021