Johnson Robinson

A man from Alabama who’s tryna marry his step sister but he’s not really a man he’s a girl pretending to be a man since the Alabamians won’t allow gay marriage 😔

“That guy over there is such a Johnson Robinson”

by Johnson Robinson January 4, 2023

Sargent Johnson

the most bad ass sarge ever. he will kick your fuckin ass if u stick it out to far

sargent johnson will kick ur ass
huh my ass

by khdfkjdfkkjhdf November 10, 2021

sour johnson

When a person takes a shot of lemon juice, and then gives their significant other a blowjob.

Oh man my girl gave me a sour johnson last week. It started out amazing, but I haven't been able to pee since.

by bldaw November 25, 2014

buttcrack johnson

Is a woman or man with pants, showing buttcrack.

Tyshawn pull your pants up, your being ,,buttcrack johnson,, again

by Mr. Lamar jackson July 14, 2017

tylen brethett-johnson

hes gay hes in love with me

tylen brethett-johnson is gay

by malakai duong is here January 23, 2019

Barbecue Johnson

The act of blowing smoke into a penis and then sucking it out.

"Dude, I was at a party last night and I saw a chick do a Barbecue Johnson on a guy, looked painful as shit."

by CumGutter9000 July 8, 2023

johnson's hair

The hair on or around your penis

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!

by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011