mexi-jew

see also: will sanchez.

who is that burrito-eatin', jew-fro'd mothafucka over there?

why, that be will sanchez.

by the fishy April 30, 2005

John the Jew

a boy who sexy and likes to drink,one day he will be owned by a chey girl he just dosnt know it yet, every one envys him.

Look at John the jew i wish i was him.

by John the Jew October 16, 2008

Jew Canoe

a minivan commonly driven by jews with thier 4 - 6 kids.

the jew canoe cut me off!!

look at the jew canoe full of curly jews.

by smh@u August 10, 2007

fake Jew

Julia Salazar, NY state senator. A Christian Zionist who became disillusioned with Israel and suddenly started claiming to be a Sephardic Jew who was anti-Zionist. Lied about her background repeatedly, e.g. saying "like most Jews, I was told as a child that Israel would protect me" at Mondoweiss.

Allegedly converted to Reform Judaism at one point, which would still make her an Ashkenazi Jew at best. She claims Sephardi identity because anti-Zionists believe this is more legitimate.

Anti-Zionists claim that if Julia Salazar were pro-Israel, no one would care that she was a fake Jew. This is because thieves don't believe in honest people.

by Der Emes December 28, 2020

jew canoe

A Cadillac with New York or New Jersey plates.

Look at those assholes in the jew canoe! They almost ran me over on the way to the synagogue!

by Kevin Not-a-Jew December 9, 2008

baby jew

A short, under the hieght of 5'5", energetic. obnoxious, money pincher jewish person.

I can't believe the baby jew bought a hustler at the super duper gas station.

by Ezra Kaplan December 14, 2008

jew unit

a jewish person's penis, usually involving the mushroom effect.

Person 1: Damn, did you see his jew unit?
Person 2: yeah, damn that circumcision! it looks so big!

by Kreb0 September 30, 2006