Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her.

Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was good until it wasn't.

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020

Under Bacon

slang for vagina

Guy 1: "Hey so how was your date guy 2?"

Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"

Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"

by Tree Dolphin August 5, 2012

Bacon

Pretty much the best food out there. If you don't like/eat bacon, I feel bad for you. It's really good. Well., I suppose I'm done here. I'll repeat it for you in case you didn't catch it: BACON IS AMAZING

Human entity: DANG BACON IS GOOD!!
Another being of life: YESSSSSS

by Max.the.soon.to.be.potato May 7, 2018

Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob

When a group of primarily male individuals band together to eat fresh hot bacon out of another individual’s asshole in a “bobbing” manner

I signed up for this years annual Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob.

Who wants to do a Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob this weekend!?

by PA Resident #69 August 15, 2025

bacon

all I need to say is… pig..

I ate bacon today

by berrylea December 3, 2021

Bacon from discord

He’s a wild man who is great with knives ( if you see this it was me thales who made this)

My name is thales and I made this bacon from discord

by Ajaotwjwiahb97181!-86 September 4, 2020

Baconator

A man who has banged every mother on the planet. He also refuses to run on a treadmill to remove the metric tons of blubber he possesses under his neck and on his belly. If the sweat he produced when playing sport was converted into drinkable water, he would single-handedly save the african children.

Oh my God, did you hear the news?... Apparently Baconator had sex with Mia Khalifa 10 times last night! He is my idol!

by Señor Enchilada July 14, 2021