Clam lo mein

When a girls clam is hidden by an abundance of pubic hair, resembling a bowl of lo mein noodles.

Yea she's hot, but damn that thing is hairy. Some serious clam lo mein.

by Freshboi May 17, 2021

Angry Clam

when a woman's vajayjay is wide open and ready to eat and you don't eat it and get up and walk away

she pissed me off so I left her with an angry clam!

by The Sniper 2012 July 29, 2012

Clam Broth

Noun: The salty yet bitter fluid excreted by a gonorrhea infested vagina. Typically served at room temperature.

No one at the wedding was pleased that Donna served her clam broth to all the sick kids.

by Ranchman January 17, 2017

Clam Bake

When a woman's vagina is hot and sweaty (usually after a great workout or being in extreme heat), she would have a clam bake.

"If it gets any hotter in here, it's going to be a clam bake!" Sally said while sitting in her car without AC

by Vanilla Thunder7 August 22, 2016

The Clam

The Clam - toilet, the shitter, bog hole.

‘Give me a minute, gotta go sit on the clam and drop a pearl. Been holding it in since Tuesday’

by Slatsy February 1, 2021

Clamped clam

The female equivalent to blue balls

After being lead along all night she ended up with a clamped clam

by Matt defines October 22, 2025

Wham Clam

When a group of women take turns squirting on a clam. The last one to squirt has to eat the clam.

Tsuki, Twirly, and Ren got together to have a Wham Clam.

by Momiji the Gremlinord Bunlord May 23, 2022