i-Ready

A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.

Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?

Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?

Teacher: Great idea!

by amogusbruh21youstupid March 18, 2022

i-Ready

The worst fucking school program ever.

Dude I fucking hate i-Ready.

by kaihai January 31, 2023

i-knucks

holding your knuckles close to the camera while online. .

i gave my grandson i-knucks while skyping.

by jacob d. m. August 29, 2010

I, Robot

An 'I, Robot' is when you jizz on someones faces and let it dry, leaving the recipient resembling the robot from the Will Smith's classic fil adaptation of 'I, Robot'

P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an 'I, Robot' last night? What did it feel like?

P2: Yeah cant lie bro was pretty sweet felt well good

by hainlad October 12, 2020

i life it

A phrase used to describe something you fuck with or are completely into the idea of

to describe something that you LOVE, that is the sole purpose of your existence

stanning something to the maximum level

OMG I LIFE IT!!!
that trend gives me so much SEROTONIN i life it!!

by @ilovenoahs July 26, 2020

And I oop

An annoying add phrase no one likes fuck u vsco girls

AND I OOP SKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKS NOBODY LIKES ME SO I'LL BE A VSCO FOR A LIVING LOLLLLLL

by MyAssholeBurnsLol November 27, 2019

Person i

A imaginary person in the Urban Dictionary universe that can be reached by adding yourself in the 𝒚=√-𝒙 or multiplying yourself by i(√-1).

that way you can go into the imaginary part of the universe and meet them (partly Alan Becker reference lol).

Person i: I am the true forgotten one, but one day...

...I'll return to end this once and for all...

by Brocseespec August 8, 2023