google problem

An embarrassing phrase or fact that comes up at the top of the search results when your name is Googled.

A fomer Congressman from PA has his name equated with, "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter somtimes associated with anal sex", when his name is entered into the Google search engine.

That dude has a google problem.

by vladdycat October 14, 2011

Google It, dude

A saying that's used when you don't want to give specific directions to a place that the person you're talking to.

Alex: "Where the hell is Clarkson park?"
Jake: *sigh* "Google It, dude."

by Thatonekidyouhate November 13, 2011

Google this

a stunning dish available at the pour kids cafe in malvern consisting of deep fried crumbed poached eggs, on a chorizo salad

wow got to go to the pour kids and have the google this

by gourmetfoodie November 29, 2011

Green Google

short answer: rule34.xxx
long answer: rule34.xxx

X: I found the source of that image on Green Google
Y: oh god no...

by blokc June 15, 2023

Mr. Google

An apparent reference to early 20th century cartoon character Barney Google, who also inspired the 1923 song "Barney Google (with the Goo-Goo-Googly Eyes)". Used in an intertitle halfway into the 1928 silent screwball comedy "The Patsy", when Patricia 'the patsy' (played by Marion Davies), playing crazy, shoos away her mother so she can be alone with her sister's boyfriend.

Begone! It's Mr. Google!
OK —MNX.

by Johannes Aquila June 18, 2023

google head

Anyone who swears by and ONLY uses google as the ONLY search engine/web browser in the universe!

I know plenty of people who’ve NEVER heard of safari, internet explorer, Yahoo, Bing, Edge, firefox! My sister is a big Google head!

by Redsonjaoriginal June 29, 2023

Teenage google maps reviewer

A stupid 15 year old who uses google maps as a joke and writes fake and stupid reviews on google maps because he thinks he is being funny yet still gets many upvotes for his reviews because everyone else on the site finds his dumb sense of humor funny. Is usually a high level local guide with hundreds of reviews.

Bro this one guy on google maps has written 300 reviews and all of them are just fucking with people and have no actual substance, he gave the liberty bell 1 star because it was broken, he is such a teenage google maps reviewer.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023