Proper garden tool

A promiscuous woman.

She may be hot, but she's a proper garden tool.

by DaHolmes April 21, 2024

Ryan Garcia

I saw the highlights from that Devon Hanney fight. Using the same-arm combos to break down the philly shell? That jab into the lead hook that put him down. Nice.

Hym "I imagine that's why Mayweather favors leaning down and to the right. Because if you're in the philly shell... And you lean to the left after their first action... You get hit with that Ryan Garcia vs Devon Hanney shit. Ryan jabs, Hanney leans left, bam! Left hook on the button. The same exact thing that happened to Sean Strickland vs Alex Pereira! Alex step-feint, Strickland leans left, bam! Left hook on the button. Same exact knockout. That's why Mayweather is the master of the philly shell. You gotta be careful with that in the UFC though because you'll lean down and to the right, right into Leon Edwards chick karate headkick."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

Carroll Gardens

Neighborhood of Brooklyn on the other side of the Gowanus from Park Slope. Used to be mostly Italians but now it's just rich white hipsters in tiny million dollar apartments. There's a pizzeria on basically every block right along with a stupidly expensive coffee shop for all the hipsters. Home to Carroll Park where all the popular rich kids from Park Slope and the surrounding area do drugs.

Carroll Gardens is the most boring neighborhood ever unless you like $20 coffee or illegal drugs.

by the internet, personified May 19, 2024

Olive Garden

A slang term for "excessive screen time" named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone

I thought I was just having a lazy Saturday, but after checking my screen time, I realized I hit the Olive Garden level today—12 hours scrolling through recipes and reviews!

by Emotional Cruiser February 9, 2026

Olive Garden situation

A slang term for "prolonged periods of unavoidable excessive screen time" named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone

After binge-watching my favorite series all weekend, I definitely found myself in an Olive Garden situation—my screen time report was through the roof!

by Emotional Cruiser February 9, 2026

Olive Garden customer

"Olive Garden customer" is a slang term for "a person who has excessive screen time every day". Used in a similar way to the term "iPad kid", this slang term is named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone.

Ever since he discovered that Olive Garden app, he's turned into quite the Olive Garden customer — more screen time there than anywhere else!

by Emotional Cruiser February 10, 2026

Dark Gardening

In reference used occasionally by night shift workers. Dark gardening refers to the first 4 hours of a shift where you are preparing, pruning, or switching appropriate staff members into positions to prepare for a smooth shift. This is a vital act usually performed by the “leader”/ “charge” of the evening shift, necessary to preform for a pleasant/ smooth shift.

This schedule needs some dark gardening, or it’s going to be rough one.

by SisterMatt- thy leader March 8, 2026