Gambling the gas tank

When you see how far you can go on E without running out of gas.

I was gambling the gas tank so long my 16 gallon tank took 16.7

by Dr.N3 December 9, 2010

pay the gas bill

To take a dump.

Adam: Where’s Tom?

Chuck: Taco Bell did a number on him- he’s in the can about to pay the gas bill.

by King Apollo IV March 21, 2025

Gas exchange

A ritual performed by chemistry teachers where they strip naked and get into a butt to butt position and fart repeatedly exchanging gas.

Student: "Did you hear Miss Byrne and Mr Oles gas exchanged in front of the whole class."

Other Student: "God I bet you creamed yourself"

Student: "Ohh trust me I'm soaked"

by Jaquantavius February 24, 2021

Gas tit

This is a word.

Gas tit is a word.

by Gastitisaword December 8, 2020

Lighting the gas

Preparing to fart/burp

Stop lighting the gas, it's going to stink!
Cover your noses because he's lighting the gas!
This guy's lighting the gas right now, lol.

by Jesusisforever April 7, 2025

Mustard gas

When you shart yellow.

Yesterday I had chinese for dinner. Now I have mustard gas.

by Redhead the Irishman March 3, 2021

Lap Gas

When someone giving a lap dance starts farting uncontrollably onto their lap.

That stripper at Kevin's bachelor party had some rancid lap gas!!

by Spank Hill October 24, 2025